I'm doing this wasn't-meant-to-be-a-meme-but-it-turned-into-one-anyway to see how "GOTH" and Satanically corrupted I am....and I'm bored.
OH YEAH!
I just realized in two days, I'm a member of dA for 2 years. Seems long, yet short, yeah.
(Ones With 'X' Apply to Me)
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
1-Frequently wears black clothing. X (Black is technically my entire wardrobe, thanks to Middle School.)
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. X

3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. (Nnnnnnnnnnnnnno.)
4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols. (Ankhs aren't even Satanic. xD)
5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. (Nah.)
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against
the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) X
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically. X
8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. X
9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
10-Takes drugs. (LULZ)
11-Drinks alcohol. (I've a a few sips of wine and a white russian a few times, but I don't think it counts.)
12-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) (No way, Emos do that. :/)
14-Complains of boredom. X (I'M WASTING TIME ON NOTHING! D< )
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little. X (That happens frequently on Summer vacation)
16-Is excessively awake during the night. X (What time is it...1:30 am? It's too early!)
17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. X (No, I just don't like it when people go through my things)
19-Spends large amounts of time alone. X
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) X
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. X
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
23-Misbehaves at school.
24-Misbehaves at home.
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. (How is Count Chocula "GOTH-RELATED"? xD)
26-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) (

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27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) X (Because broadcast is so not corrupted, with it's sexline ads and such...)
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
X (

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29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. X
30-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. X
31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. (I think they're talking about Gangstas and Hip-Hop...)
32-Expresses an interest in sex.
33-Masturbates. X (...Hey, who doesn't?)
34-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. (I actually don't know what I'm attracted to the most, so for the time being, I'm asexual.)
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. (LULZ at Buddhism)
36-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". (...*snort**snicker*...)
37-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
Haha, I'm mental for being normal.
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...My noes
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Feel Metapmorphical,
Become Historical,
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"Are you an idiot?"
"No, I'm a d r e a m e r."
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"Bury my Dreams
Dig up my Sorrows
Oh, Lord why
The Angels Fall First"
~Nightwish
Angels Fall First
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Wax Philosphical,
Feel Metapmorphical,
Become Historical,
Be U n b e l i e v e a b l e.
"Are you an idiot?"
"No, I'm a d r e a m e r."
Am I late :c
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What are we gonna do Buzz?!
A little late, but that's alright.
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"Bury my Dreams
Dig up my Sorrows
Oh, Lord why
The Angels Fall First"
~Nightwish
Angels Fall First
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What are we gonna do Buzz?!
(lol it's roughly after midnight where I live
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--
"Bury my Dreams
Dig up my Sorrows
Oh, Lord why
The Angels Fall First"
~Nightwish
Angels Fall First
--
This is my Fanart/Cosplay account. If you want to see some of my original ideas, visit ~Cyber-Shaman
Currently Playing:
[link] (Beaten: 13/46)
Digital Devil Saga =
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